on the straight and narrow

I'm sure by now every one has heard about about the dangers of parking on 9th Street between Monroe and Madison. Passing trucks dropping off food at Shoprite, plus people driving too fast around corners on this narrow street, has produced a myriad of side swiping damages, such as the recent photo here:


It's really so sad. Something tells me though, that it's only going to get worse. I would advise not to park there. Ever. Or if you do want to park there, make sure your driving a tank, or a crossover made of granite. Below, you can see a recent trio of cement trucks doing the twist. Sure is crowded on that there street, ain't it? :